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Film Review: "The Housemaid" (2025)
You wait one hour to get to the real plot.
Apr 9
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Nicole Russin-McFarland
March 2026
Why I Review Stuff Again
Honesty isn’t just the best policy, it’s equality.
Mar 28
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Nicole Russin-McFarland
Film Review: “ Confessions of a Sociopathic Social Climber” (2005)
The movie that premiered on Oxygen isn’t the mid oughts joy I hoped.
Mar 28
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Nicole Russin-McFarland
Film Review: "Shell" (2024)
The "shell" misleads you into a mismatched plot from the trailer looking better.
Mar 27
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Nicole Russin-McFarland
Em Dashes Existed Before AI; Quit Saying Journalists and All Using Them Are Bots
Guys–stop it, I love the em dash–not everyone sharing my love of them is AI.
Mar 21
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Nicole Russin-McFarland
Film Review: "Cast Away" (2000)
Wilson, where are you?
Mar 16
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Nicole Russin-McFarland
Film Review: "Kiss of the Spider Woman" (2025)
A flawed movie that is enjoyable while falling very short of perfection. I forgive you, movie.
Mar 9
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Nicole Russin-McFarland
February 2026
Film Review: "Blonde and Blonder" (2008)
A silly movie for unserious viewing.
Feb 14
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Nicole Russin-McFarland
Film Review: "The Life of Chuck" (2024)
It can't be bad if Stephen King wrote it, right?
Feb 4
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Nicole Russin-McFarland
January 2026
Film Review: "Mrs. Winterbourne" (1996)
"YOU are a Winterbourne!"
Jan 28
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Nicole Russin-McFarland
Film Review: “Vicious” (2025)
Starring Dakota Fanning opposite herself.
Jan 23
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Nicole Russin-McFarland
Film Review: "The Critic" (2024)
Ian McKellen goes evil, really well.
Jan 18
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Nicole Russin-McFarland
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